According to the reviewers below and our visit nothing seemed to have changed here after all these years, they even still sell Orange Bud for 18€ (2g). Apart from that they have a strange menu policy which means there are twenty-five mostly trendy wiet strains and two options for hasj (one about 6€, the other about 10€). However, that was filed under 'weed specials' for 20€ each strain, all pre-packed of course , but no numbers so one has to ask the budtender how much one gets for one's money as it differs from strain to strain we were told. While guy in his fifties was polite and patient that approach put us off and we left without taking a look. By the way, there is a tram stop right across from this medium-sized coffeeshop and the interior wasn't too bad.
The Goat
- Address
- Spui 241, 2511 BP, The Hague
- Opening hours
- Daily 10:00-00:00
Monday 10:00 – 00:00 Tuesday 10:00 – 00:00 Wednesday 10:00 – 00:00 Thursday 10:00 – 00:00 Friday 10:00 – 00:00 Saturday 10:00 – 00:00 Sunday 10:00 – 00:00 - Telephone
- +31 (0)70 3801417
- Price level
- $ (relative to other shops)
- History
- SmokeyThe Goat
Formerly Smokey
Built from 2 recorded menus between 1 October 2021 and 20 January 2025. Dates are when an item was seen, not when it changed.
Visitor reviews
5 positive · 0 neutral · 0 negative
First I was afraid by the price of the weed, 16 euros for Orange Bud, 8 euros for Skunk, but I tried one time this coffeeshop and the coffeeshop is well ruled people. Inside are nice, bartender was a bit too pushy to order a drink (globally if you don't drink you go out).
Very easy to miss it as it is just one door and you have to ring to get access. It is a small and tidy shop with a friendly budtender. All the weed/hash is repacked at reasonable price.
Have been to The Hague several times, and only discovered this shop recently. The outside is not garish with neon signs nor obvious. In the daylight, I walked straight past it without noticing! Access control via the usual bouncer standing watch and a buzzer on the door. The place is very neat and tidy, with good music and friendly bar staff. The small trading window opposite the bar seems to offer a good selection. On a flying visit ;) I bought a wiet joint that was far nicer than anything I have bought at Cremers or The Game, rivalling those sold at London (which was closed for the holidays). Nice interior decor with a good buzz whilst I was there. Definitely on my list to visit again.
My first. It seems kinda seedy on initial impression, but in reality it is a clean and well-run establishment. You don't order the "goods" at the bar, rather there is a sales window installed in the wall opposite the bar, on the left as you enter. The menu is set up to sell varying quantities (depending on quality) of weed or hash in 12 euro increments. Thursdays evidently offer 2 for 1 hashish. Very prompt and friendly service. Food and drinks are available, along with papers. A vending machine offers munchies, papers, etc. I enjoyed my visit, and highly recommend it.
This address traded under earlier names too. The reviews above cover all of them — there isn't enough dated evidence to say which belong to The Goat.
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