Calyx

Missouri

Coffeeshop
2.4(7)Previously “Smurf
Address
Hoogbrugstraat 31, 6221 CN, Maastricht
Opening hours
Daily 08:00-02:00
Monday08:00 – 02:00
Tuesday08:00 – 02:00
Wednesday08:00 – 02:00
Thursday08:00 – 02:00
Friday08:00 – 02:00
Saturday08:00 – 02:00
Sunday08:00 – 02:00
Telephone
+31 (0)43 3211866
Price level
$$ (relative to other shops)
History
SmurfMissouri

Formerly Smurf. Foreign tourists not welcome - see Maastricht .

Menu

No menu on record

Nobody has recorded what Missouri sells. If you have been in, adding two or three items with prices is enough to start the record.

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Visitor reviews

5 positive · 0 neutral · 2 negative

Positive review:Bradfrom USA30 Dec 2009

First time I went was in October when they had recently reopened and the place was a complete mess, under the process of refurbishment. There was a polite guy at the front of the place selling weed, who was knowledgeable and friendly. Went back over the holidays just last week, and the place is great. Fully remodelled, nice atmosphere, with a flat screen on the wall showing prices and excellent selection (especially hash), with a nice smoking area in the back. Did not have my passport scanned, if that matters to anyone. The selection and prices were better than Maxcy's, where I usually go, and really like as well. I bought 5 grams at both shops and found for my 8 euros a gram the NLX at Missouri was better, though with a bit of shake in the bag. The Missouri had nice white crystals on the buds (unlike Maxcy's) and was much stronger smelling. Tastes better and gives a stronger high, as well. Staff at both were fine, but judging by the queue at Missouri, the packed smoking area, their reasonable prices and quality, Missouri seems to be ticking all the right boxes.

Negative review:Enricofrom Germany18 May 2009

Worst shop in Maastricht ever, their owner are unfriendly and stinky.

Negative review:Colinfrom USA2 Jan 2008

Worst shop I ever been to in all of Holland. Went in there only to wait to get some weed, then they didn't have anyone to make a coffee for me, or take my money for that matter. I asked what the "blah blah blah" looks like, and the guy replied, "It looks green" and I replied, "Ahh that means it looks like plain grass and smells like shit? No wonder it's so cheap here". Awful attitude towards the customers and really really awful hash and weed! Didn't even get me high at all! I ended up returning some to the earth, cuz it was more proper and I found it was more worth me to fertilize the earth with some soap bar hash. Don't ever go here!

Positive review:STHfrom USA3 Feb 2007

They have a few interesting paintings and pictures on the walls. It goes back into about 3 or 4 back rooms. The bars first, then an area with a big couch, and then the weed counter. Unfortunately it wasn't a very wide place. At the largest spot it was about 10 feet wide. We went in, but there was nowhere to sit, so I didn't smoke any of the bud. Rating: 6/10

Positive review:Pallefrom Sweden1 Sep 2006

Nice place and friendly staff. This one has only 3 different kind of weed and a much wider selection of hash. Bio Haze for 9 Euro, Peace Maker for 8,50 Euro and Caramel (hash) for 8 Euro.

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Positive review:Courtjesterfrom USA15 Aug 2006

This wasn't actually a bad place in my opinion, although Mrs. C.J. suspected that the Smurf decor was really a covert way of advertising that this was a gay coffeeshop without offending the conservative community. On the other hand, no one tried to blow me, which was good news. No, we don't really think they were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. We had the Hindu Kush (1G/E7), a decent price for Maastricht.

Positive review:Gulifrom France7 May 2005

Nice place, good weed, not too expensive.

This address traded under earlier names too. The reviews above cover all of them — there isn't enough dated evidence to say which belong to Missouri.

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